The season's debut, 14 laps, keep count, keep yer heid and most importantly keep your dignity!
Here goes:
Arrive crazy early,
Pensively enter race,
Engage first stomach rumble with a swift visit to the facilities
De-robe
Tape nipples
Vaseline willy wonka and the chocolate factory
Pin number and pause to collect thoughts
Jaunt to the start line, ignore everyone and smile nervously
And so it began...
I feel good,
I feel ok,
I feel magnificent,
I feel flatulently vulnerable in close proximity to others
I feel bad
I have no feelings...
x 14 laps
One stolen toffee, many fearful stomach movements and 3 hours 24 minutes later and it was nailed.
Dignity in tact, job done.
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